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The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.
My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Weddi..
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Expression used when one makes a mistake.
Oops-a-dilly! I spilt my drink!
See oops, whoops, woop, argh..
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Not useful. Of little value.
Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow...
