Slipknot, Man!

What is Slipknot, Man!?


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WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)

"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.

Burberry Twat: "SLIPKNOT MAAAAN!!!!"

Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)


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