What is Slipper Pimps?
1.
idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who dresses in clothes normally only associated with the opposite gender. A man who dresses in womens clothes is a male to fe..
1.
A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.
Last year I..
1.
The process of rushing a drunken female out of a college dorm immediately following her stating an inane or perturbing question.
So yes..
