Slippery Cactus

What is Slippery Cactus?

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

Vaseline

1. The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself. Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when ..

El Manny

1. The greatest pwnz0r to ever exist on the face of this Earth. Extremely fine woman to another extremely fine woman: "Oh my god, loo..

Chestgina

1. Noun 1. The opposite of chesticles 2. A vagina on one's chest 1. Taylor C. unfortunately had his chesticles burnt off in a f..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Slippery Cactus Edit Meaning