Slippery Cactus

What is Slippery Cactus?

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

Queeftasticle

1. (slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expressi..

Pupped

1. to pass wind from the anus John let one go - Wendy said ''errr have you pupped?'' See pupped, pup, pupper 1. to ..

Slippery Martha

1. (n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure. "Ma..

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