Slippery Cactus

What is Slippery Cactus?

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

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1. Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some so..

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1. a emoticon, or smilie that resembles a bear. (''')(;,,;)(''') BE SCARED! See :), :(, ;), ;(, ;3, :*( 1...

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1. computer ass my (___) (___) is sore from sitting here all day. See ass, computer, random, sore..

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