Slippery Cock Music

What is Slippery Cock Music?


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Extra-slimy R&B, sung by guys, with a big 'ole emphasis on the singer's sexual prowess, but dressed up as romance. The singer sure as shit must be standing there ready with his cock out, all lubed up, nice 'n' slippery, ready to slide it in to the next available orifice which opens up eagerly, charmed and excited by his manly, honeyed, romantic words of love. Pardon me while I throw up.

"My God, did you just hear that song? That has to be the slimiest Slippery Cock Music I've ever heard! What's with the "All you pretty ladeez, come 'n' get some lovin' " bullshit?" Bleeeeugh!

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