What is Slippery Cricket?
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This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.
Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.
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