Slippery Sausage

What is Slippery Sausage?

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

Text Limbo

1. Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours..

Jangaloon

1. Somebody that acts like a complete moron. Mom: Put on some pants Josh! Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them...

Yoasted

1. a slang word for drunk, or wasted "that new years party was insaneee" "oh man, i was so yoasted" See drunk, waste..

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