Slippery Scorpion

What is Slippery Scorpion?


1.

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

See slippery, scorpion, cum, floor, zac


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