Slippery Spelunkin Blumpkin

What is Slippery Spelunkin Blumpkin?

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A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkinand he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

See blumpkin, blowjob, dildo

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