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Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only muc..
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Would you like to sleep with me tonight?
Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh..
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A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.
We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cu..
