What is Slms?
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SLMS stands for Severe Little Man Syndrome. The more advanced and intense version of LMS (little man syndrome), and two levels higher than MLMS (minor little man syndrome). Commonly found in short folk who wish they were taller, had larger biceps, and a higher vertical. Can be expressed by pushing out the shoulders and tilting the head to show anger when being cornered or under attack. Tends to pick on people all of the time because they are mad that they are short. Beware of people with SLMS; it is a very serious and rare condition found in a few people nowadays.
josh: holy shit, did you see Brian going ape shit today on those toddlers! i think he was just mad that they were taller than him
chad: don't worry, that's just the SLMS coming out of him
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