Sloane Edit Meaning

1.

A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine

typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."

2.

Another english stereotype. Similar to populars,abercrombies and similar behaviour to preps. Wealthy;almost exclusivly go to fee paying schools. They come in to basic types, female and male.

Female sloans can be identified by the following:

-Clothing from jackwills (the uk version of abercrombie), primark for some reason and abercrombie and fitch.

-purposly messed up hair usually fliped over onto one side of the head (they really do think this is cool)

-uggs

-oversized handbags

-sometimes excessive use of dark eyemakeup

-hoodies, skinny jeans, mini skirts, leggings

-feel the need to find ways to make non-sloanes feel inferior to them due to thier extremely large egos

-seem to only aknowledge fellow sloanes as people worthy of their time and attention

-think highly of themselves and have huge egos

-chase after male sloanes

-sometimes speak in a fake american accent

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Male sloanes

-style their hair (usualy so their manbangs go diagonally across their foreheads

-similarlily to females, wear clothing exclusivly from jack wills, abercrombie and other preppy brands.

-dress in skinny (or extremely baggy in a desperate attempt to be deemed cool) jeans

-have even larger egos than female sloanes

-date only female sloanes

-think they are amzing at all sports

-swear to make themselves seem cool and edgy

in conclusion, sloanes are self absorbed, extremely self concious ego-mainiacs who consider themselves the coolest, most popular people ever, though they are most definatly not.

Female:

Sloane 1 "Ohmygod, did you see that guy wearing jackwills?!Ohmygod he is sooooooooo fit"

Sloane 2 "I know but that girl he's talking to is like,soo not wearing any jackwills or abercrombie! she is so lame."

Male:

Sloane 1 "That guys haircut is sooo gay, like, what a loser"

Sloane 2 "What the fuck is he wearing, gap?"

See sloane, slone, prep, abercrombie, idiot

3.

(v.) to drop an object at a vital time.

The doctor accidently sloaned the baby and watched it hit the floor.

Did you see him totally sloane that disc?

See whoops, drop, dope, d'oh, balls

4.

How to Spot a Sloane:

purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,

pashmina around the neck,

dolly shoes {ballet pumps},

skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},

mini skirts with ugg boots,

wish they lived in sloane square,

posh,

up their own arse,

shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,

talk about "daddy" alot,

wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,

large leather {or fake leather} bags,

curled around man sloanes,

etc...

look out for pashmina wearing, dolly shoe wearing, hair messer uppery, sloanes!

See sloane, pashmina, pish, daddy, primark

5.

(v.) to explode abruptly and demand respect (usually ending with a fist hitting the ground).

Jimmy sloaned all over his team when things didn't go his way.

See sloane, dictator, sloaney, snowball, dorn

6.

A gorgeous, insanely intelligent LADY.

Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!

Also, she is most definitely not a man.

Ehem, thank you.

W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone*

texts: Hey sloane!

S: texts: Hey what's up?

W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?

S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.

See urinal, wes, texting, sloane, lady, 1%

7.

A cross between a slut and a slag.

Oh man, that chick over there's such a Sloane.

See slut, skant, slurry, slag, whore