Slob Swab

What is Slob Swab?

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

Useless As An Ashtray On A Crotch Rocket

1. Completely useless Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket. See Blake..

Yerg It

1. jerking off, beating your meat if you will, pleasuring yourself Jasmine : "Hey Nigell, what did you do this weekend ?" Nigel..

Vomituous

1. An act, sight or smell that evokes nausea and/or vomiting. That rotten meat is vomituous! You went to the prom with Mike?? Gross, he i..

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