What is Slobby Chic?
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The art of dressing like shit or wearing the same outfit for consecutive days or even weeks even though, or even because, one possesses an extreme amount of wealth and because they know they can get away with it. Often, people who subscribe to the "slobby chic" mentality will complain about "rich people", intentionally ignoring the fact these "rich people" generally include themselves, their parents, their siblings, their extended family, and their friends.
"Hey, you want to give some money to that homeless person?"
"Oh no! They're not homeless... that's just an upper-middle-class WASP Davidson student dressed 'slobby chic.'"
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Getting laid at dawn on your host's couch the next morning after a late night party.
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The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)
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getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.
"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."..
