What is Slobon?
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The shortened term of 'semi-lobon.' A semi-lobon or slobon is when the male genitalia grows to half of an erectile state, where the penis is still dangling around like a jelly fish, but still manages to look a FUCKLOAD bigger.
Luke: "Oi man, you're giving me a slobon, you fag."
Thomas: "Sorry bro."
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To ejaculate in your pants.
Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
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When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
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