What is Slocum?
1.
A Geeky child with a thin, unsatisfying penis. Sex with said individual lasts thirty seconds or less. WARNING: talking to one will lead to stalking and heated debates over nothing.
God Damn that slocum is fucking annoying.
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2.
A family of Bassasses, not to be triffled with. Cross the street to avoid them. If thier first name is
Person 1: Eh man, lets go fuck up that guy over there and take his money.
Person 2: Nah man, that dudes a Slocum, you fuck wit him man, you be callin down tha thunda!
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3.
A last name, Commonly from Wales Meaning King or Lord in Welsh..Obviously
Slocum Means King
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