Sloffy Tart

What is Sloffy Tart?

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

See tart, ugly, whore, chav, Toothpaste Salad

Quickbeat

1. To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacke..

Penisocity

1. The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ..

Flopping

1. 1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a p..

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