Sloffy Tart

What is Sloffy Tart?


1.

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

See tart, ugly, whore, chav, Toothpaste Salad


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