Slonger

What is Slonger?

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

Zero Time

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..

Pug-monster

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Yardsaled

1. The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)..

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