Slonkey Edit Meaning

1.

(slong'keh): noun

A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.

Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.

Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).

Prime example of a slonkey: CDG

See chris, sloth, monkey, nyap, gray

2.

The mix between a slut and a donkey. Usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant slut. Favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. All slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.

Emily: "Hey dub dee, your a slonkey"

Diane: "well roomie your a slonkey too"

See slut, donkey, mess, bitch, nigga