What is Sloozan?
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A decrepit, boob of a woman with a face like an old catchers mitt. This woman will squander whatever money she has on useless trinkets and stuffed animals. Occassionally, she will put on make-up and brush her snaggletooth in a bathroom that has the stench of 100 year old urine. She cackles with the tone of wild, rabid hyenas. BEWARE!!
You can find a sloozan at the bar any night of the week.
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1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)
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A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
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