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the greatest band ever.
damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?..
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Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.
When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachines..
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Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it..