Slop Swab Edit Meaning

1. A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence) Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh. G..

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

1. When one imagines an asian person is nigh. 'oh, it was just my imaginasian'. See asians, love, dogs, john, sex, newcastle..