What is Sloppy Boner?
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the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"
"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"
"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"
shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"
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A fat, china man who was deprived of his virginity to his exotic fish collection. Either he can't drive for shit, or he has trouble..
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A rare oddity, only found at R.O.M.S.
She loves music, has to have art, and is a beast at roller-blading. Idagy lidagove Didagillidagon..
