Sloppy Carlson

What is Sloppy Carlson?


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the act of putting seran-wrap over one's face, especially the mouth, taking a hot, wet shit over their face so that it breaks the seran and the wet fecal matter seeps into the subject's orafice

a sloppy carlson can be in the mouth or the nose

See hot carl, sloppy carl


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