Sloppy Cunt Punch

What is Sloppy Cunt Punch?


1.

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzeneggerfilm Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derpdi derpdi derpdi derp

Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!

(deep voice)

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

See ass, pregnancy, arnie, punch, lick


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