Sloppy Gomez

What is Sloppy Gomez?


1.

When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.

She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.

See dirty sanchez, dirty rodriguez, rusty trombone, eggs danny thomas style

2.

While tossing salad (The licking or eating in and around the ass) feces comes out accidently of your partner causing major feces stains around your lips and your chin.

I can't get the smell out of my face after my husband Sloppy Gomez'd while I tossed his salad.

See toss salad, feces, fetish, sex, kinky, dirty, stains, lips, chin


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