What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period...
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n. Any dude who can't control his load.
A premature ejaculator supreme
Quick Fucker:
Ungh ungh unnnggggghhh.... k I'm done...
