What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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Slang for cologne or perfume.
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could..
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Foreplay; as made famous by the movie BeerFest.
Example # 1:
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this? ..
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1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.
2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.
Steve stands in Lee's..
