What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women
My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.
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Someone who obsesses over quotes - From either books, movies, songs, people, etc.
Ashley is such a quotewhore that she has a binder fil..
