What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham poc..
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A muncher of jizz.
Particularly noticeable when the man has a high sperm count, and hence it must be chewed before being swallowed
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