What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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a seriously unattractive female
Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
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A milf or cougarwho is very sexually forward.
How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any?
-Oh yeah it was great. She was..
