What is Sloppy Gonzales?
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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a word used to describe an item of choice used to beat/hit a chum with.
Johnston: 'that fat bitch stole my beef jerky'
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1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a..
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
