What is Sloppy, Green Wart-cake?
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Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.
While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
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(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
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