Sloppy Hamster

What is Sloppy Hamster?

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

See hamster, sloppy, sex, dance

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