Sloppy Hamster

What is Sloppy Hamster?

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

See hamster, sloppy, sex, dance

Hinky Safari

1. ..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be... ...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing ..

Zootmoney

1. Badass who made me cry. Zootmoney posted public information on a message board, which caused winnerpeg to cry to admin. See winnerpeg..

Mudfall Funnel

1. When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While..

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