Sloppy Jalopey

What is Sloppy Jalopey?

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

See Rikimaru

Ridging Out

1. When you need to crap so bad you can fell the ridges and contours of your crap!! Dude!!! i got to go so bad i can feel it ridging out (..

Ummer Belly

1. 1) Something you hold that prevents you from getting wet whilst it's raining 2) An umbrella When it started raining, this girl pu..

Forehead Sex

1. Forehead Sex is the most common sexual relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully and other various characters from The X Files. It..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sloppy Jalopey Edit Meaning