Sloppy Jose

What is Sloppy Jose?


1.

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.

Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!

See sloppy, jose, slop, sloppy joe

2.

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

See mexican, food, sloppy, shower, tired

3.

A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.

Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.

See cuervo, alchohol, dirty, nasty


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