Sloppy Lew

What is Sloppy Lew?


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A kid who is sloppy 95% of the time he is awake. Commonly saying phrases such as "I like that nickname" or "DOTTTTY", physically looks like stretch armstrong. Sloppy lew is a scary thing to think about, and something you should try to not think about. Song such as "im SLOPPY" "stumble young man stumble" or "im bringin sloppy back" were made in honor of this man who is sloppy beyond his years. If you know who sloppy lew is, odds are you probably love him.

Stumbling back from oceanview after Julianas, sloppy lew almost didnt make it home

See bowling pin, stretch armstrong


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