What is Sloppy Medusa Special?


1.

Also known as S.M.S. The act of defecating on a females scalp and massaging in the feces with your weiner-stick.

Yeah, you know Beth? Yeah, the girl with the birthmark on her buttcheek that looks like Idaho. Well, she came up to me at party and started yapping about this or that. And i said "whoa whoa whoa, hold that tongue bitch. Go get me a cold one." When she came back with a bottle, I clocked her up side the head with it. Bitch passed out and woke up a half hour later and found herself learning first-hand how great and glorious the SMS is. I chafed my weiner red raw rubbing my turd into her greasy ass cornrows. So anyways.. i killed the bitch about a week later pulling an AC Slater. Geesh, that slut knows how to party.


85

Random Words:

1. Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while d..
1. A 15-year-old high school Italian kid who refers to Doom 3's console as a "Cheat Menu". He enjoys spouting out random and..
1. The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent. Person 1: Gary&a..