Sloppy Penguin

What is Sloppy Penguin?


1.

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

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2.

Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.

yeah.. don't do it.

ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..

what I do wrong?

See sloppy, penguin, girls, vagina, eating out


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