What is Sloppy Penguin?
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the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin
"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."
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2.
Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.
yeah.. don't do it.
ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?
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1. replaces an explitive when trying to sound cool, usually used in mixed company
2. a penis, or any product thereof
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A word used to describe any kind of cooking or food that looks really shitty.
hey man did you have any of the zanzibarian chicken? It w..
