Sloppy Penguin

What is Sloppy Penguin?


1.

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

See sloppy, penguin, sex, ejaculation, cum, sperm, thighs

2.

Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.

yeah.. don't do it.

ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..

what I do wrong?

See sloppy, penguin, girls, vagina, eating out


31

Random Words:

1. What every neo-celtic punk pop band aspires to be (Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, The Tossers, etc). On vox, Shane Macgowan, a legend..
1. oxymoron, as both have the same meaning. anytime you see a nigger you can say "useless nigger". See useless, barren, fruitle..
1. Noun. An instinctive or intuitive dexterity with fingers. A native ability to use words to crisp effect. An untutored but effective w..