What is Sloppy Schmoopie?
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a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.
also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle
i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
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An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.
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A slang for something that is so fucking cold that your nipples will nearly fall off.
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A meeting place for chavs in all major towns and cities
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