Sloppy Schmoopie

What is Sloppy Schmoopie?

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

See sloppy, schmoopie, accident, urine, blumpkin

Twawful

1. An extremely bad an unpleasant experience "It was just awful" "You look so upset what happened ?" "Oh it was ..

Newsboys

1. What used to be a cool christian rock band, but now sucks. Their suckieness started with the release of their album "Thrive",..

Vanilla Blindfold

1. It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sloppy Schmoopie Edit Meaning