Sloppy Schmoopie

What is Sloppy Schmoopie?


1.

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

See sloppy, schmoopie, accident, urine, blumpkin


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