What is Sloppy Scottie?
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You drink way beyond you're limit and need to lean on objects to keep your balance. You start talking about things that no one understands or ever thought about before and you need to be 3 inches from a persons face to continue conversation
Last night the Sloppy Scottie in Brian came out while at the bar and not only did he get kicked out, he scared all the fine women away.
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When something makes you rofl, or roll on the floor laughing.
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
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when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget ..
