Sloppy Sperm Slap

What is Sloppy Sperm Slap?

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.

After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).

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