Sloppy Stapler

What is Sloppy Stapler?


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The Sloppy Stapler is explained as follows: Take a red Swingline Stapler, and open it up. Then, spread the woman's legs out really wide. Insert the top part of the stapler into the woman's vagina, and the bottom half in her anus. When this is set, clamp it down three times, to staple straight through the membrane. Continue to pull the stapler in and out rapidly (Similar to the use of a dildo)until finally giving the woman an orgasm. Then, when you pull the stapler out, it is sloppy with blood, vaginal secretions, and possibly a few pieces of skin. Hence, the Sloppy Stapler.

"I'm going to give this hoe a Sloppy Stapler.", "I gave your mom the Sloppy Stapler last night", "I love receiving the Sloppy Stapler!"


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