What is Sloppy Tom?
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When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.
Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.
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