Sloppy Vampire

What is Sloppy Vampire?

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.

"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"

See period, vagina, red wings, drunk, rag

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