Sloppy-knuckles Edit Meaning

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

1. When you crap in your pants. Dude theres a nigga in my pants we have to leave the party now! See shit, terd, shart, crap, dookie..

1. The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself ..