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A sweet song on Sum 41's album Underclass Hero.
John: What's your favorite song?
Max: PULL THE CURTAIN!
See sum 41, curtain..
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A good substitute for alcohaul
Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract..
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When a woman is giving birth, a volunteer male inserts his dickhead into her pussy and delays labor.
He gave her a prolonged preggo!
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