What is Slork?
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a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.
"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."
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A slut, whore and skank all in one. The ultimate BITCH.
Janice Dickinson is a major SLORK.
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The term "slork" is an acronym for Submarine Line Of RocKs. A slork is a (usually straight) line, or group of lines in parallel, commonly made with rocks on the seabed in a shallow water swimming area. A slork is your ad hoc swimming track in a lagoon. It may be built manually by the swimming folk in a local area or community.
A group of teens are building a 100-yard, 4-track slork in south Malé and local surfers are pitching in.
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A person that has stolen or steals other people's partners.
"You're such a slork."
"He slorked off with my girlfriend!"
"Stop slorking around."
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The combination of the words
Becky: "Geez, Kim was all over Mike tonight at the movies! And she still has a boyfriend!"
Claire: "Ew! What a Slork!"
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