Slork

What is Slork?


1.

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

See tofu, vegitarian, food, sliding

2.

A slut, whore and skank all in one. The ultimate BITCH.

Janice Dickinson is a major SLORK.

See slut, whore, skank, bitch, ho, prostitute

3.

The term "slork" is an acronym for Submarine Line Of RocKs. A slork is a (usually straight) line, or group of lines in parallel, commonly made with rocks on the seabed in a shallow water swimming area. A slork is your ad hoc swimming track in a lagoon. It may be built manually by the swimming folk in a local area or community.

A group of teens are building a 100-yard, 4-track slork in south Malé and local surfers are pitching in.

See swimming, track, submarine, line, rock

4.

A person that has stolen or steals other people's partners.

"You're such a slork."

"He slorked off with my girlfriend!"

"Stop slorking around."

See slork, slorking, stealing, girlfriend, boyfriend

5.

The combination of the words slut, skank, and whore.

Becky: "Geez, Kim was all over Mike tonight at the movies! And she still has a boyfriend!"

Claire: "Ew! What a Slork!"

See slut, skank, whore


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