Slorking

What is Slorking?

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

Umecker

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Optipessimist

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Zulian Mudskunk

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