What is Sloshy?
1.
A band in the homestar runner universe which is commonly recognized for their single, "We don't really even car about you."
I went to go see a Sloshy concert last night. They were awesome!
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2.
a state of the penis that is not a true erection but is harder than normal.
Dude that looking at that guy's ass made me sloshy, i must be at least a little bit gay.
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3.
Used as an adjective to describe the extreme wetness of a vagina after more than one session of sexual intercourse.
Husband: Hey Honey?
Wife: What sweetie?
Husband: Your pussy seemed awfully sloshy last night.
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I mean you were probably fucking somebody before I stuck my dick in you. You fucking whore!
Wife: That is a nice thing to say.
Husband: Well, stop fucking other guys or at least use a rubber. You sloshy cunted slut!
Wife: You cut to the center of me.
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4.
state of extreme drunkeness that is only reached after mixing perscription pills and alcohol. Usually results in complete memory loss.
"I dont know what happened last night. That xanex had me sloshy"
