What is Slot Machine?
1.
A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
2.
A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.
"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"
"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
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3.
A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'
"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"
"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"
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4.
Coined by 3 kids from University of Michigan, it is an object, or accessory, that can be used to smoke marijuana from. It is able to be filled up with smoke and "slotted" right into ones lungs (ie; a bowl, bong, pipe, or a handcrafted version of these smoking utensils)
On the way to the cafeteria...
-"yo man do you have a slot machine on you?"
-"Naw, but we can make one out of this empty soda can"
-"werd son"
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5.
A bird thats easy and get it from anyone.
Mate your gf is a slot machine
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6.
To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.
The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.
7.
A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.
Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.
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