Sloth

What is Sloth?


1.

1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.

2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.

3. A slow moving person.

1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.

2.

A misunderstood character from "The Goonies". When the gang first encounters him, they are frightened of his grotesque facial features. However, when Chunk encounters him one-on-one, he realizes that Sloth is being mistreated by his family. In the end, it is Sloth who saves the gang from the Fratellis. A note to all who think Sloth is the bad guy: SLOTH IS THE MAN!!!!

Chunk: You want a candy bar? I got a Baby Ruth, sir?

Sloth: Ruth....Ruth....Ruth.....Baby...Ruth!!

3.

1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.

2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.

1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.

2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.

See Al

4.

Sloth, My brother, a slow moving creature that spends most of it's time either eating or sleeping.

The adverage day in the life of this creature the brotherly Sloth.

lunch, wake up... response,,,Fuck off

6 in the evening....finally out of bed then...responce,,,Fuck off.

then proceeds to raid food cuboards, eat until full then sleep.

See brother, slow, sloth, creature, eating, food

5.

The lovable retard who befriends Chunk in the '80s movie The Goonies

Sloth is a giant retard

See the goonies, chunk, cult classic, retard

6.

Someone that moves at such a slow pace or is so lazy that they could only be labelled with such a name. Sloth can sometimes be used to label a pothead, or someone under the influence of weed.

Example 1:

Harry: Hey Lach, when are you going to get off your ass and remove the dead kitten from the toaster?

Lach: Meh'

Harry: SLOTH!

Example 2:

Harry (Pretty Alright) : Dude, can you pass me the potato chips?

Lach (very high) : I can't move...too high.

Harry: (Pretty alright) : dude, you are such a giant sloth

See sloth, weed, pothead, stoner, slow

7.

A very slow creature that takes a long time to do a simple task.

for example the sloth is very slow to shuffle and deal a pack of cards and to play.

See james, jim, clements, slow, sloth

1.

A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth

Lets go do the sloth at club YAK


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