Slothism

What is Slothism?

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

See slothism, sloth, red, ass, slothian

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