Slotnik

What is Slotnik?

Someone whose fanatical devotion to or reverent need for the deliberation of minutia slows you down, especially in some kind of line.

C'mon Slotnik! Are you gonna count every sprinkle on that ice cream cone?!

See slowpoke, barney fife, dork

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