What is Slotted?
1.
Britsh Army slang - to kill someone by shooting
I slotted the terrorist
2.
To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.
>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
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3.
Drunk, usually heavily so. Drunk to the point of not remembering what happened
Man, I was so slotted last night.
4.
Male term for - Had sex with, fucked, shagged.
Hey mate, I slotted your sister last night
I've not had sex in years, so I slotted a prostitute
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